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artichokehold:

if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend

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Posted on April 17, 2014 at 4:10 AM
141034 notes  #okay i know i just reblogged this but #the picture

artichokehold:

if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend

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Posted on April 17, 2014 at 4:09 AM
141034 notes  #PUNS
Its like that Marble Hornets entry where Alex describes that encounter he had with the operator standing under the street light. before the bad stuff happened to him.

yeah pretty much, it’s super unsettling

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 4:00 AM
#elpollodelamuerte
cousin broke down, had to tow him home at 3 a.m.

cousin broke down, had to tow him home at 3 a.m.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 3:45 AM
2 notes  #i'm not the one driving here just for the record #i just want everyone to know how creepy and deserted the roads are here in the middle of the night #nothing except us and the deer around for miles #personal
"Candace, the peace sign is from a different decade."
"Just take the picture Phineas."

"Candace, the peace sign is from a different decade."

"Just take the picture Phineas."

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 2:21 AM
14 notes  #phineas and ferb #i LOVED candace's outfit in my sweet ride like can that be her default please #i've seen her mentioned at least 5 times on my dash today i had to celebrate #my art
elpollodelamuerte:

She told me no. I did it.

holy shit why

elpollodelamuerte:

She told me no. I did it.

holy shit why

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 1:13 AM
2 notes  #why #this is the ugliest thing i've ever seen #i love it #flashing gif

for the prompt: Or maybe something light, like Perry going to Doof’s smelling like garlic after having lunch with Pinky or Peter and Doof being like, “ugh! The smell! Are you trying to kill me!?”

Not sure how light it is, but I wrote a thing. :V

Perry had dinner.

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Posted on April 16, 2014 at 11:30 PM
6 notes  #vamperryshmirtz #perryshmirtz #not sure how much i'm digging this one but i didn't feel like rewriting it #(of course perry keeps a spare toothbrush there after a while) #clipchip #my fic #phineas and ferb

nothing like eggs with toast and cheddar cheese slices at 10:30 at night

y’know, dinner food

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 10:40 PM
#i love eating breakfast for dinner #it's so good and simple and it's something i can actually cook

officialperrytheplatypus:

cute, gender neutral things to call ur significant other !!! 

  • my nemesis
  • only lifelong enemy
  • perry the platypus
  • suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury
  • krrkkkrrr

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Posted on April 16, 2014 at 10:29 PM
2211 notes  #A+ #perryshmirtz #phineas and ferb

http://madamemiz.tumblr.com/post/82942123704/sauntervaguelydown-i-love-the-push-and-pull-of »

sauntervaguelydown:

madamemiz:

sauntervaguelydown:

madamemiz:

sauntervaguelydown: #i love the push and pull of his internal monologue #or lack thereof #I love the messed up intimacy #I LOVE HIS INEXPLICABLE IRRITATION YOU ARE POSSESSIVE BROTHER

(<3)

oh totally, but it’s really a combination of that and what’s left of his rational mind going “if…

I don’t think vampire brainwashing can do anything more than amplify what was already there. Think Dolorosa. It takes hold of whatever already exists and uses that as the seat of control to keep down everything else—likewise, I don’t think The Compulsion could be used to make Perry kill his family. It can only make you do things you might, possibly, be capable of unassisted. Perry could never ever hurt his family, but team members? Maybe. They’re trying to kill him now after all.

Ohh, I hadn’t thought of it that way but I really like that. Doof could easily elevate Perry’s obedience and violent tendencies while repressing his loyalties and personal ties to anybody other than himself.

Just imagine the angst potential when/if he comes out from under it and realizes that everything he did was within his capacity to do

go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 9:50 PM
8 notes  #!!!! #it's not like in the first dimension where a mechnically altered mind literally could make him do anything #up to and includin attacking his family when ordered #this would mess him up so bad #i'm picturing him goig to visit 2d in prison #and 2d would just grin and tell him he did nothing but bring out his full potential #'you were always the best. i just made you a little better' #hhhh #vamperryshmirtz #phineas and ferb #2d